It is truly a special occasion when it is the birthday of your Son. And what better way to say happy birthday to him than without humor. It is time to show off your cool, funny and creative personality by wishing your Son plenty of funny birthday messages. Here you will find plenty of them, written from the perspective of both Mom and Dad.

You are the perfect output of any work that I have ever done in my life. Ofcourse, lots of credit to your mommy also. Happy Birthday sonny!

We wanted to avoid you for few years. But you were in a hurry and the divine also wanted to send a kind-hearted, noble-intention and good-looking boy into this world. All I can say, we now wish that you had come earlier into our family. Happy Birthday my handsome son!

Seeing you, I can only say that you are going to have an easier time in the dating world than your dad and mom!

Please don’t make mistakes like your mommy did. 10 points for passing the blame on your daddy from now on!

You have turned out really well over the years, much more to our expectation! Well Done my Boy!

I don’t remember my childhood but your naughty mischievous habits reminds me plenty of it.

No matter how much you grow up, you will always be a little boy to me my dear son. Happy Birthday!

Not only your mommy is the best thing that have happened to me but she gave me an equally best thing in the form of you.

You are growing at a rapid rate and I am sure you will make a lot of men envious after few years.

Happy Birthday to our son! May you not request for a hefty gift this time.

Dear Son! Sometimes we don’t get what we want but God gives us more than that like he gave you wonderful parents in the form of us.

You may not be a movie star but you are no less than that my dear son. A very happy Birthday to you

You were too cute in your infant stages and I still couldn’t forgot those cheerful smile and those awful stinking diapers of yours.

On this auspicious occasion, I request my son to consider taking a bath. Happy Birthday Son!

Dear Son! If I ever made you work really hard for something, then consider it embracing for every aspect of life.

When God was designing you, he surely had all the time in the world.

You surely have done a lot of good deeds in your previous life to be born as our Son.

Your hard work and achievements surely make me look like the best dad in the world. Happy Birthday

Thanks to us that you won the genetic lottery. May you preserve it for the rest of your life.

Son’s Birthday Apt Hilarious Messages by Father

The one thing that is totally similar between us Dad and Son is the Fart. It smells exactly the same.

May you enjoy your prime my Son but certainly not like the heydays of your father.

You are the best mistake of our life of which we will always be proud of. Happy Birthday Son!

Today may be a good start to leave one of your many bad habits.

You came in this world by defeating all the other participants and am glad to see you growing with confidence and vigor.

Dear son! You may try to hide about your relations with the other gender but guess what, I am your father. Have fun!

I am so proud that you have taken the intelligence of our family (except of me) to a whole new level. May you do more of that.

A lot has changed about you except your crying which you still do over petty issues.

The happy moments of life are those when the son takes money from the father’s wallet in order to give him a nice gift on his birthday.

If you want success in the dancing game of courting, always listen to what mommy says but do as what your father tells you.

Dear Son! Education is a lifelong process. However, I am gonna pay up only uptill your college.

You may not realize the challenge of growing a kid like you until you have your own son who is likely to be more notorious and mischievous than you. Happy Birthday by the way.

I am so glad to see growing charmer every day. May all the women in the world took notice of it too. Happy Birthday my son!

Raising a son like you has been a challenging fatherhood but all worth it.

You are one hell of a genetic lottery my son. You have taken our genes level to another level.

Hey Son. We raised you like a king. Its now time you start returning the favour.

To anyone who doubted our Son to do well, a big fart on their face. Happy Birthday SonnY!!

May you pick up all the good habits from mommy and leave out all the bad habits of daddy

You don’t obey me now. I hope your friends splash that wonderful cake on your face today.

I have planned a special gift for you, on your next birthday. Nothing this time. Kidding! Happy Birthday

I am sure my son will be spending his awesome birthday with someone equally special.

You are raising the bar of your charm and charisma with every passing year. But you are still behind Daddy! Hehe! Happy Birthday my son!

Glad to see you gaining wisdom, even if it is at snail’s rate.

Whenever opposite gender praises you, consider giving token of thanks to your daddy every time. Happy Birthday!

It feel as if you were born yesterday only. Love you to the core.

Happy Birthday, Son! Grateful to the divine for giving you my knowledge and intelligence and the looks of your mommy! Wonder how things would have turned if you were blessed vice versa.

Hey son! Its hard to find real funny copy-paste birthday messages these days. Its a blessing there are folks like Google and Facebook. Sending this wish to you from them only. Happy Birthday!

In our family, whether it’s my Son’s, daughter’s or your mommy’s birthday, the money is always taken from the same wallet.

There is only one thing that separates an average performance and an outstanding one; a simple constructive criticism from your Dad.

I never thought I would be such a good father. You allowed me to prove it with all my might. Happy Birthday!

Legends have rightly said that when the going gets tough, the tough get going, straight to the Daddy for help.

Funny Texts on Son’s Brithday from Mom

It is not just popping out my son that was challenging, raising him is too but worth every bit. Happy Birthday my darling.

Only a son can empty the bank account of his mommy at will and still not let her get mad.

I was thinking of giving something special to my son but then realized that I am the best gift that he could ever have.

Dear Son! Thanks for always being by your mommy’s side in banters with your daddy despite knowing that she gets it wrong many times. This cool act will be rewarded in the form of not letting your daddy know about your girlfriends. Happy Birthday!

On this birthday, thank your gorgeous mommy for imparting you the pretty looks and thank your daddy for giving you the crazy adrenaline.

History shows that the sons who absorb the criticism of their mommy go on to make huge money in their careers.

it is so pleasing to see my son growing handsome and charming. However, stay away from your Dad’s lifestyle in his heydays.

It is my deepest love to give you an amazing, entertaining task tonight for your birthday and i.e. the household chores. Happy Birthday!

More Laughter Birthday Wishes For Son

Gaining wisdom is gaining, whether one gains it timely or at tortoise’s crawl rate.

I have seen how you sleep with the pillow and I can bet that your future girlfriend and wife will be lucky.

Happiness is seeing your handsome son dating all the pretty girls in his high school.

Dear Son! You may hide all about your relationships but remember that your mighty daddy has sailed in the same boat in which you are sailing now. So cheers and happy birthday!

Only one individual can empty my bank account and still prevent me from getting mad. And that’s my dear son. Happy Birthday handsome.