If you have a hard time elongating the answer, you can include few lines of our love story.
A wise man (your boyfriend) has once said that a bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
Know that something inside of you will always overcome the adversity of exams. It is your ability to cheat.
Do you know what is studying? It is Student + Dying
Be prepared that 80% of your questions will always come from the lectures that you missed.
Your brain is the most marvellous thing in the world. It becomes the opposite once you enter the exam hall.
I am in the midst of preparing a condolscene message in case you ***k up your exam tomorrow.
Believe in yourself! Even if you fail tomorrow, I would still be head over heels on your gorgeous looks.
Life is totally perfect except when exam arrives.
If you have no time preparing dinner, you can eat me tonight.
Be it exam room or hell, girls would still be wondering if they look fat while sitting.
If you feel too much anxiety tonight, feel free to call me at your place. I would be grateful to relieve you of your stress.
Do you know it takes nearly 10 trees to produce papers for our answer writing. Join the movement and say no to exams!
If you go to exam tomorrow without taking a bath or putting deodrant, you won’t be the only one.
Even if you cheat in tomorrow exam, the invigilator would have a hard time scolding such a pretty girl. Good luck!
If your attention span has greatly reduced after we have met, feel free to blame me!
The book is damn lucky to be held for so long by a beautiful girl. I wish I will have the same benefits very soon.
You don’t need to be scared of the exam. You have already gotten used to my scary face. Exam would be pretty easy in comparison.
You are so gorgeous that even if you don’t bathe tomorrow, or fart out loud during the exam, no one will be bothered.
The only time that brain stops working is when I see your beautiful picture and when I enter the exam hall. Hoping you ace the exam tomorrow.
If you are wondering about safer ways to cheat in exams, just let me know. Can teach you in an hour. Good luck by the way!
The shortest relations in life is always that of students (like us) with that of books. We meet only on the last day of exam and experience all the love and tension.
Most exams are like girlfriends. The questions require more explanation than what is needed and the exam teachers are hard to please.
You really don’t have to think about what to write. Your handwriting is more than enough to impress the teacher.