Happy birthday to me, myself and I. The one who was uniquely created by the Almighty, the divine, the creator. The one who was created in a magnificent vibration. May all my dreams come true.

It is the day when I came into this world with loud screaming and when everybody was rejoicing. 😀

In today’s world, it is hard to find an individual who is the combination of naïve, intelligence and big heartedness. I can surely find one person in the mirror though! Happy Birthday to the dear sweet me!

I am my own best friend and my own worst enemy. May I always be on the path of altruism.

Whatever has happened to me in life, I am grateful to be alive and to be able to pamper myself in the midst of all chaos and difficult stages.

Nothing is impossible for a person of my caliber if I put in my heart and soul. I vow myself to turn my life around for the good this year.

The world would be such a nicer, wonderful and heavenly place if there were more people like dear me. Happy Birthday to myself!

There is a new level of benchmark that I have set in the last year, and it is of laziness. 😀 I want to change it this year, for the good.

For Man

I am not only cooler, wiser but more handsome too. May the dignified look and sex appeal notches up more with every passing day.

I may be turning old but definitely like fine wine. Getting better with every day.

Today is the day when I am going to relive wild teenage night along with my crazy friends. I am grateful to be alive in this beautiful world.

Where there is a will, there is always a way. I hope the divine propels me to find it.

Life is amazing for a smart, handsome and wonderful man. Thank you Lord for sending me in this beautiful body.

For Woman

Dear God! Seeing myself in the mirror, I can certainly say that you have done an amazing job.

Life couldn’t have been better than being in this beautiful and fit body. Thank you Lord for bestowing me with beauty, charm and altruism. May I help many needy people as possible.

Nothing is more invincible than a woman who is unapologetic, speaks her mind out and demand her right. May this fearlessness reside in me forever.

No matter how many birthdays will come, I will never be old because I have found the fountain of youth, which is inside my mouth.

No matter how much people obstructs me from the path to success, the Lord will always be there to propel me into immense success. Happy Birthday to the wonderful woman!

Funny Birthday Quotes Self

I have been so awesome for a long time that I have forgotten to see my uniqueness in the world 🙂

Over the years, I have accomplished every bit of my goals and visions, in my sleep. Now time to bring them into fruition. Happy Birthday to the unique me!

Time is not same for everyone. It flies by when I am having a great time and slows down as hell when the going get tough! Hopefully, I will have more of the good time in the coming years.

There is no better, natural and cost-effective way to acquire bigger ti***es and wider glutes than by being a couch potato. God, I wish I had known this secret earlier.

Its been so long that I have gorge on food like a pig. Tonight is the night! 😀

Congratulations to the wonderful me for turning a year older. Its the one accomplishment I can guarantee myself every year. 😀

I am not older but younger today, I mean from the next birthday!

I have the potential to earn ***t load of money. What I am figuring is how to do that without working 😀

Inspiring Birthday Quotes of self

I vow to never undermine myself for the dreams that I am aiming for. The divine has given me plenty of talent and ability and my job is to make the most of them.

There is no erudite scientist in the world that can predict my potential to do good in this world. May the divine gives me so much courage that I surpass my own expectations.

In all the years that I have breathed here, I have come to known that nothing worthwhile comes without persistence. However, in the end, the rewards of such goals are worth every effort!

Tough instances do not last forever. Tough people always do!

As an individual who was not born with a silver spoon in his hand, I have fairly done well. May the trend continues.