Turning old should never be associated with gloom and doom. While the physical prowess may not be the same as the heydays but life gives plenty of reasons to feel happy and content. If today is the birthday of your friend turning sixty, then there is no better way to wish him or her without a funny wish. As they say, laughter reverses aging and we truly believe that it forges relationships to a deeper level. In this post, you will find plenty of leg-pulling birthday wishes without crossing the line.

Congratulations on turning 60. You have achieved a great milestone that you were always destined for. May you live for many more than sixty years.

Sending you a nice gift for your sixtieth birthday along with the invoice too. Please keep the cash change in hand for the delivery guy.

The queue in the clinic is now going to seem like a mile to you.

Some things in life are worth achieving. One of them is achieving sixty years of age. Happy Birthday to you.

When peeing becomes a hobby, consider yourself a 60-year-old person.

You may not have caught up to the wisdom but congratulations for reaching sixty.

Some of the best things in life come after turning sixty. I am sure you are going to have a ton of a great time.

Some of the best things in life come after turning sixty. You are on the cusp of feeling heavenly from now on. Happy Birthday my friend.

Funny Wishes for Mom’s 60th birthday

We have arranged a big cake for you along with nice gifts and an ambulance too, in case you pass out while blowing the candles.

If you believe the days have arrived for daydreaming the nostalgic times, then you are wrong. You are very much needed for cooking.

It’s the time when you will gladly accept seats from strangers on the bus.

For Female Friend

Smile with all your heart and with all your teeth until you can.

It is rightly said that when the going, the tough get going to the friend for help.

You have been more than awesome all these years than I ever expected of you. Congratulations on surpassing my expectations. May you continue to do it even more.

Happiness is seeing your friend turning sixty before you.

For 60-year-old man

I will try my best to find a bigger cake for you which will be able to hold sixty candles, but I cannot guarantee it.

You have lived a life which many individuals can only dream of. May the joy and prosperity continue for you. Happy Birthday, dear.

There is no rewarding life than a hard-earned one. Congrats for being always there for me. The world would be a better place if there would be more men like you. Happy Birthday.

You may have lost your teeth at sixty but your charm and vigor make up for them.